Hello, My name is David Groveman, and I am a playwright, screen writer and devout reader. I decided to write into you because of a play I've started that was inspired by your Sharpe series (I've just finished Escape). It is a Pantomime where I've adapted the Commedia characters into the British army. The story surrounds Lieutenant Panto (Pantolone or Groucho Marx) who is already middle aged despite his rank, seeking to get his son promoted to get more money without doing more work. I'd love to send you a snippet. Enough about me though, let's focus on you. I love your books. Besides my current adventuring with Captain (at the moment) Sharpe, I've experienced King Arthur, The 100 Years War, The Civil War (Up to Antietam... AHEM!), and read about Stonehenge. I love your books and your characters, Sharpe most of all. If I had one complaint it's that I read you too fast. I can down a Sharpe novel in two days of commuting. At $14 a pop, that works to roughly $35 a week to keep occupied on the Bus into Manhattan. So I request either longer novels or lower prices.
I'll include below a monologue from the play. (It's a Panto so everything is allowed to be historically inaccurate. They're all clowns.) In the scene Brigadier General Sir Reginald Southham is admiring his troops as the march towards the French lines (to their deaths). Brig Southham: Look at them, Pomfrey. Behold my men, marching in their neat little rows. Ten by ten as God intended infantry to be& Columns my good man. Would you look at that? Them! You can blast those daft French with their moronic notions. Innovation & Poppycock! Innovation, my dear Pomfrey, is a nasty habit. Now I tell you that if one is to achieve a proper victory, one must employ precision marching and drill. Guerrilla warfare? When have monkeys defeated a well-drilled column of British musketry? Pomfrey, what was that noise? Pomfrey? Why did that man on the left fall over? Never mind that, theyve broken formation. Damn it all! Can you believe the audacity? Who ever heard of employing cannon on standard infantry formations? These French will stoop to anything. It is as if they expect we should allow our men to break rank and protect themselves. Why on earth would we do a thing like that? No matter, marching in neat columns worked for Rome and it will most assuredly work for us, only better. For after all, WE are British. Thanks for reading! DG