Sir,
Do you have any plans to celebrate the 600th anniversary of the Battle of Agincourt on the 25th October. If not you are very welcome to join me and a few other stout fellows in giving the "Archers Salute" to the French Embassy in London (other French Embassy's are, of course, available if one finds oneself in foreign climes) at approx. 6pm GMT (weather and alcoholic consumption permitting).
Huzzah!!!
Your Obediant Servant, etc, etc
Michael Alllen
I shall be far from any French embassy on that day!