Mr. Cornwell, I would simply like to thank you for the many hours of enjoyment I have had while reading your novels. While I have only read the Sharpe novels, I will definitely be starting on the others soon. Also, thank you very much for the riddle of Sharpe's father; I have been greatly amused during my research into "proving" this theory or that and I learned lots of things along the way - which is something I am quite fond of. So, in the spirit that almost anything can be proven if you dig deep enough and spin it the right way,(just ask UFO believers or politicians), here is my answer: Sharpe's father's name is Guilmore. I arrived at this by first removing the "you/u" resulting in Gilmore. As in Happy Gilmore (the happy person in the riddle.) Then by adding "me/i" we get Gilimore. The "ili" is the horse, from the Ili horse in China (also spelled Yili.) The irony of the name Guilmore can be taken that the name appears to be a *french* variation of Gillemore, something that Sharpe may not be pleased about, especially in his earlier days. The name itself is gaelic and can mean "the henchman or follower of the chief that carried the chief's broadsword," though it can also mean "Armor/Shield Bearer" (or even "Large Lad") and is sort of what Sharpe did for Wellington. Not particularly applicable or ironic, but notable in any case. Amusingly, Ili (or Yili) is a Zhou Dynasty book detailing etiquette and social protocol, which could also be considered ironic in that is exactly what Sharpe was not known for. Plus, as a bonus this works with Guilmore or Gilmoure. Thanks again for the wonderful books and have a nice day. Jon Frideres