Having attended your very entertaining talk in Ely Cathedral on Monday, I wondered whether you might have seen the following item in the Sunday Times today? Final word We (unhappy) band of brothers Its taken them 593 years, but the French have finally devised an excuse for losing the battle of Agincourt: the rosbifs cheated. French academics gathered at the battle site yesterday on St Crispins Day, the anniversary of the battle, and held English manhood cheap, as Henry V might have put it. They accused his troops of acting dishonourably, even committing what we would now understand as war crimes, burning soldiers and hacking bits off French noblemen. We have only one thing to say; once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more. If the French wish to apply contemporary standards to the great battles of history, so be it. Let them explain how blind King John of Bohemias death at Crécy was not historys most outrageous breach of health and safety legislation. Let them explain how shooting Horatio Nelson at Trafalgar, a man with one arm and one eye, advanced the employment rights of the disabled. Or perhaps its just better to dismiss yesterdays gathering as an entirely appropriate tribute to St Crispin the patron saint of cobblers. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/leading_article/article5014719.ece. John Hodder
I like it, thank you! Cobblers indeed!